So, a few weeks ago I made an add on Gumtree saying that I was looking for work, preferably in a restaurant, and I just got an email response to my add:

“Hi bridget

 
I saw your add for work in the wollongong area.
 
I do not have a position but i am a very generous  older well educated but lonely man looking for a little companionship each week.
 
If you are intereste d please reply.
 
If not I hope i did not offend you and if i did please accept my sincere apologies.
 
Take care”

Hahahaha. At least he was nice about it.

i’m in such a good mood today!